…When the Aliens come…

Chris' reasions why they'll hate us:

When the Aliens come, they’re going to be pissed off man. Not he illegal ones, they’re here already. The aliens form space. Maybe they’ll be evil from the start, but maybe they’ll come in peace. Like E.T. Then they’ll play Halo, and Halo 2, and Shadow the Hedgehog. And then be all “WHY DO YOU MAKE VIDEO GAMES THAT PORTRAY US AS EVIL AND THEN MAKE TO OBJECT TO SHOOT US?!”. But overtime, they’ll forgive us. Until one fateful day, when their leader will play E.T. The videogame. Then we will all be doomed. The aliens will attack swiftly and quickly destroy the entire planet. And it will be your fault. Good job jackass.

Ben’s Random input of stupidity:

I found out why aliens come to earth. I mean come on. Ok there really smart right. and to them we’re retarded. I mean come on. Wouldn’t you go to a planet full of retards just to watch what they do? But we will be like “COME ON NERDS THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN TRAINING FOR”. Then the nerds would be like *rolls dice* “Sorry, the D&D dice say not to do anything… except CAST THIS POISON SPELL.”

Chris Ponders:

When they aliens come, will they have to sign papers? If they dont will they be Illegal Aliens? What will happen to them? Will it work the same a Mexicans? Will we ship them back to their planet? How will we know that they'll get there, we dont have that technology! Will we just tell them to go and asuume they will? But what if they crash-land? Or what if they think were rude for it and go back and get weapons and attack? If they dont sign the papers and flee to Mexico, will they be illegal aliens there too?

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