I'm sick of fucking Anna fucking Nichole fucking Smith being on my TV. I'm sick of her, I'm sick of her face,
I'm sick of her trial, I'm sick of the special, I'm sick ofthe judge, I'm sick ofall of that shit. "OH THAT HORRIBLE SHE
JUST DIED!" Yeah and me and Ben sung "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" the day after she bit it. 'Cept we traded Witch for
Bitch.
I'm sick of Brittney. I'm sick of "I CANT BELIEVE SHE SHAVED HER HEAD." I'm sick of "I CANT BEILEVE HER GOING IN AND OUT OF
REHAB CONSTANTLY." And I'm sick of "I CANT BELIEVE SHE GOT THOSE TATOOS." Know what I cant belive? I cant believe she's
fucking making another GODDAMN ALBUM!
I'm sick of Justin Timberlake. Period. "Bringing sexy bacK." Fuck off you egotistcal attention whore. He's one of the most
pretentious motherfuckers EVER! Right next to fucking Bono.
I'm sick of all this shit fucking emo music. They keep talking about killing themselves. Go the fuck ahead and do it! I
mean you keep writing about how fucking miserable your life is because your girlfriend left you and whatever the fuck else.
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. PUT DOWN THE POETRY BOOK, AND PULL OUT THE GUN. THAT'LL BE ONE LESS POEM ABOUT YOU SPIRALING! STOP
CUTTING YOUR WRIST WITH A RAZOR, START MUTILATING YOUR HEAD WITH AN AXE!! ONE LESS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE MEMBER! Because
surely they ARE infact suicidal. Theres NO WAY it could possibly be them using popular trends to make a quick buck off of
insecure kids! NOOOOO WAAAY! Lets just face it, it they were even half serious... well, it's not like they dont have money
to buy a rope.
And all you emo kids. Shut the fuck up. Take off the MCR Shirt. Put the razor down, and stop bitching. Go see a movie. Go
to a party. Shit go eat a fucking cupcake. Just do whatever takes your mind off of bitching. And stop sayingg stupid shit.
"I'm going to kill myself if you guys dont pay attention to me." Shut up. Now I want you to. DO IT! GO AHEAD. LESS
BITCHING! Lets face it guys, I'm not really eing that big of a dick, cause they wont do it. They just want attention. There
are really suicidal people. And then there are Emos.
Why does everyone want the Wii to have a DVD player? Nintendo is even talking about releasing another model with one. We
dont need it. Everything can play DVDs now. Even DVD plays have a built in DVD player.
"I GOTS ME A NEW BLENDERT, IT HAS A DVDS PLAYER"
Guy one:*puts DVD in the toaster*
Guy two: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YIOU DOING?
Guy one: watch *Dvd plays in on the side of toaster* Now if only this thing could toast something
Everything now seems to do everything at once, ignoring it's main functions. I'm sick of that too! Everything has to
multitask. Everything has to be a digital swiss army knife. "I GOT A VIDEOGAME SYSTEM THAT PLAYS DVDs, TELLS ME THE TIME,
PLAYS MUSIC, WASHES MY CAT, CUTS MY HAR, DRIVES ME TO MC DONALDS, AND SUPPLIES ME WITH ALCOHOL... oh.. it plays games too I
guess."
I'm sick of people with cell phones. I HATE THOSE FUCKS. Not people who own them for good reasion, but anyone under the age
of 10, YOU DONT NEED ONE. What the fuck, your at the mall with your friends, and you have a sudden urge to call your OTHER
friends, fuck that. Or you cant POSSIBLY BEAR to use a HOME PHONE?! REMEMBER THEM?! THEY EXSIST! Or what, your at the mall
and your friend is 10 feet over there, "OH NO! I HAVE TO CALL HER!" I say her because it tends to be girls. And you just
HAVE to text your friends in history class dont you? I always pray that the other persons phone makes some kind of really
loud, irritating noise when she recieves the text, and the room is really quiet, she's up at the bored, and the teacher is
RIGHT next to her. It'd also be REALLY nice if she was already on the teachers shitlist.
I think that'll do. For now.
Also, most colorblind people cant read this!
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Fun Fact:...I've become one of those fuckers with cellphones... mmm, delicious irony. I love the smell of hypocrasy in the morning!! They still piss me off though. Atleast I have the common fucking courtousy to put it on vibrate in public so it doesn't consistantly make loud obnoxious noises. VIBRATE YOU ASSHOLES, VIBRATE! AND TURN OFF THE KEYBOARD SOUNDS TOO JACKASS!!