Stupid politics, Stupid ideas, And stupid charicters
Does anyone else think it's fucking retarded that they want to make it illegal to hit your kids in California. I mean I
could see if it was like.. anti-abuse, but this is for PUNISHMENT reasions. They want to pass a bill that says you can not
physically punish your kids. Well what the fuck do you want parents to do. "Son, I hate to have to do this to you, but
kicking your mother in the shin was wrong. Son, I have to do this. I have to.. have a stern talk with you."
Oh, wow, shit, I'm completly sorry I did that, I mean, damn, a stern talking to, shit, thats horrible. Fuck you pussy
faggots in Califrnia. Kids need hit when they fuck up. Otherwise they'll just run around doing whatever the fuck they want.
Allright, anyways folks, we seem a little fucked presidential candidate speaking. I mean we have a woman, a towl head whose
name is WAAAY too close to "Osama" and a Black guy. Lets face it. We're not ready for anything but a white president. And
they all seem incompetant lately. And we here cant legally run. At first I could be heard screaming "FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR
MORE YEARS!" Then I told Sean that I'd do a write in vote for him, but then I remembered that last Thanksgiving he almost
ate all thre turkey from here to Wisconson. As well as all their cheese and the entire Green Bay team, including Brett
Farve.So I was left with only one option: Create a stupid running joke. Everyone Meet...
PRESIDENT BURRITOHEAD!
Know whats awesome about President Burritohead? Theres no physical way he can fuck up the country anymore! And if you read
the last a rant or two ago, you'd know that he's just two notches below Hulk Hogan on the awesome president list. And only
one below a kitty. But he's probably the best, because he has no reality TV show, and too many people like to kill kittens.
We just have to make sure Crocker doesn't get hungry. Also, he is a Taco Bell burrito so he's not really Mexican.
President Burritohead is 100% opposed to illegal immigration, but does support Jeff the Dancing Christmas Taco-God. It's
illegal not to.
Well I'll wrap that up there, but thats not the last of that stupid charicter. I garuntee you that.
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