A Great Big Heaping Helping Of Grade-A Pure American Bullshit: A New Law and Other Shit
Well, for those case you dont know, Crocker is a Bush supporter. *Mass Shock Fills the room* Yes, he is also religious.
Stop laughing, it's true. NO, PUT DOWN THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES!! BAD! BAD ANGRY MOB!
Now I think the whole hating Bush thing is blown out of proportion, but I dont hate the guy. He's a bad president, but I'm
not like "OH MY GOD, DEATH TO BUSH!" To list him right below Osama Bin Laden ads the #2 threat to world peace is bullshit.
Especially because you cant be a threat to world peace if ther is no world peace. You cant threaten something thatdoesn't,
nor ever will, exsist. Thats like me saying "I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOUR FUCKING UNICORN!!" Unless you live in some dreamland,
or are totally mentally fucked, you dont have a unicorn.
But I think even Crocker will read this rant, say "THATS BULLSHIT!" Then hit me because no government officials are in the
room. Or maybe he'll just make long triple dot pauses and make me pay him back his dollar.
Yes folks, Bush fucked up again.
Because of a new Bill recently signed by Bush, the federal governemt can now look at your mail without a warrent. Yes kids,
cancel your bong and bomb shipments, cause the governtment can open that shit right up and take a peek inside. But it's ok,
they're doing it for "foreign intelligence collection." I guess this no big deal if you got nothing to hide, but it sucks
that we've lost more privacy. Our phones are tapped, our mail is checked, and we cant do jack shit.
I think it says something that this article was not a featured article on any of my major resorces. It was only on one, the
MSN page, and it was off to the side and easy to miss. Instead some featuresd artices included Adult Fat Camps, Be A Better
Person, Kevin Federline wresteling, Oprah Opening a School, Why you Cant Lose Weight, something about cheerleaders, and, my
favorite, "The Truth About The Five Second Rule."
Well lets have some free-floating hatrid. No reasion not to talk about that stupid shit. We all know the 5-Second-Rule is
bullshit dont we?It's just an excuse to eat the shit anyway. But some people take this seriously. Some kind of student
Nobel Prize was given to some college person who proved it wrong! WHAT THE FUCK?! Whats worse, she got rewarded for having
common sence, or that people needed it proven?! Bottom line is we'll eat it anyways. Cause we have an immune system. Oh,
and cause we're a fatass country.
How about the fact a closed down penitentiary in Pittsburgh is opening back up because all the jails are becoming
overpopulated because of mandatory minimum sentences for people who never hurt anyone or did anything wrong other than
puffing on a joint. I'm no stoner but thats still fucked up. The jail is so filled up with stoners and druggies and shit
that we cant fit in the murderers rapists and shit. Whats the difference. Weed does nothing but make you feel good. And
make you lazy too. And the drugs that do hurt you. Whats the difference, let them fuck up their lives and die. Put them in
jail when they commit a crime.
Then theres the worst part: M. night Shamayalon is making a new movie.
Way to start 2007 off on the right note. We have another year to fuck up now, and we're jumping on it early.
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