Homeless

Stop and think about this. We're really mean to the homeless. I mean not just "HAHAHA, LOOK DADDY, THAT MAN HAS NO HOME! HAHA! WHAT A LOSER!" mean. I mean really cruel shit. Like I know they fucked up their life really, REALLY bad, but this is just evil, salt in the wound type shit.

Heres a common one. "Get a job." How many times have you said that to a homeless person and thier eyes just light up and they were like "... a job... THATS IT! I'LL GET A JOB! THANK YOU SIR! THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXCELLENT ADVICE!" Think about it. They dont even have a home, let alone enough training to do any kind of real job. And furthermore, who would hire them? Would you, Mr. Get-a-job? We do the same thing to Ex-Cons. "GET A JOB MR. EX-CON WITH A HISTORY OF ROBBERY!" Yeah, He'll have a job in NO TIME!

But this one is just cruel. There is a website to help the homeless get jobs. Let that sink in for a minute. They dont have a FUCKING HOUSE?! WHERE ARE THEY GONNA GET A COMPUTER?! IS THAT WHAT THEY HAVE THE PENNIES IN THE SYROFOAM CUP FOR?! SAVING UP FOR A LAPTOP?! Everyone gets mad about them spending the money on alcohol and shit, but what are they GOING to buy? Do they plan to buy a house with the six pennies they got from the fountain and that nickel you gave them? I fucking hope not. Dont get me wrong I'm not saying you should give them tons of money, I'm just saying, dont be a bitch about not giving them money. Just be like "No" Or "I dont hav any money." Not "FUCK YOU, GET A JOB YOU FUCKING HOMELESS PRICK!"

Anyways, about the website thing. It was suggested that they can get on the internet at a library. Yeah. The homeless are welcome at libraries. And other peoples houses were mentioned too. SURE! INVITE THE HOMELESS MAN RIGHT IN, GIVE HIM A CUP OF TEA AND INTERNET ACCESS! Even if your FRIENDS with a homeless guy, you probably wouldn't invite him in.

It's like a cruel evil pun.

And Bum fights. Thats just mean. Funny as hell. But mean. Making them fight over like.. sandwiches and drugs and shit. Thats evil. And awesome. And Cruel. And great.

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