MLK Day & Hillary Clinton

...Yeah.. Happy Martin Luther King day.
Why are there MLK E-Cards?
Lots of black holidays, huh? Last month, Kwanzaa, This month Martin Luther King Day, next month is Black History month. I'm not into Black History Month. Not because of the idea so much as the commercials. It's always the same ones. A commercial about Martin Luther King, and one about the guy that made peanut butter. Then they say for more information on these and other famous black people, go to your local library. But I don’t know of one that’s local. And I hate that fucking place anyway. Besides I learned that shit in school. And from the commercials. And it's not racism. Just an observation. If I don’t point that out I'll get hate mail.
MOVING ON!
There hasn't been a lot of real dumbest shit happening lately. Not that I've caught. That’s why new rants are going slow. And no way they'll tell you today. King is the main attraction today.
SO I'LL IMPROVIZE!!!
Stop screaming in fear.
WHY ISN'T THAT BITCH HILLARY CLINTON DEAD YET?! Now in addition to her violent video game ban, from what I hear she wants religion in school. Fuck that you fucking bitch. If you want that there’s a thing called Catholic School. You fucker. I'll tell you what Ben told me. Hating Hillary doesn't make me sexist, cause it’s probably a guy. Chit, in fact, look at Chris's new Chart:

WHO CAN RUN THE COUNTRY BEST?!:
Hulk Hogan>A Kitty>A Burrito>Pack of M&M's>Dead Fish>Bush>Kerry>Hillary

At least we don’t have to worry about her reproducing. You know, cause Bill wont fuck her. He has secretaries he can fuck. And yes I know they have a daughter. Thanks for killing the joke asshole.
...K, I’m bored with this, that means I'm done.

I Win.