Everything Makes me Angry

Yeah. I'm just gonna start babbling about stupid shit. Stuff that shouldn't piss me off but it does. Rap. It irritates me. It holds the same beat the entire time. How can the people who listen to it stand that same beat playing the whole time? I mean, I know it's mostly for the lyrics, but I seriously need like... a solo or a slow part or sped up part or SOMETHING to break it up.

But one song is REALLY making me angry lately. That goddamned Soulja Boy song. Crank That.

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...Superman that ho. What the hell does that mean?! It's the most irritating fucking thing ever!

...Superman that ho... Does that have anything to do with changing your hairstyle and taking off your glasses and magically no one recognizes you. Why did no one ever figure out who it was? No one even brought it up. No one ever even brought it up and then someone else changed their minds.

Guy 1: I work with a guy who kinda looks like Superman. His name is Clark Kent.
Guy 2: You dumbass, I know that guy he looks nothing like him. He wears glasses and doesn't have that one single jerry curl.
Guy 1: Yeah, you're right.

He must have lived in a city of Dumbasses.

Speaking of superheroes, has anyone ever seen this commercial?

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What the hell was that! It made no sense! It would have made sense for law firm or car insurances, but that was COMPLETLY unrelated.

A MISSLE IS HEADING FOR THE SCHOOL!
I'LL SAVE YOU!
THAT’S MY CAR!
GIVE BLOOD!

Other companies should try this
I MADE A SANDWICH!
YUM! SANDWICH!
YOU ATE MY SANDWICH!
PLAY MONOPOLY!

They could just Show a clip ob Braveheart then be like BUY PAUL'S LAMPSHADES.

I'll suggest this at work.
THIS!
IS!
SPARTA!
Eat at Wendy’s.
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