His name isn't even Bono. Theres not even a B in his name. he's just a cheapskate Jew

Bono is a fucking Jew. first off, take a note of how much money he has U2's lat tour was the second highest grossing of all time, sammiched between two Rolling Stones tours. It brought in 389 million. But Bono moved U2’s music publishing company from Ireland to the Netherlands, so he wouldn't be taxed. He also some how got it set up that the government had a limit on how much he was taxed.
And what the fuck is this shit? He tells all these people to send money to Africa, and has all these campaigns, he has fans text people to promote a fund for Africa, some organization called ONE. And then he’s involved in that Product(RED) shit, it involves red variations of products that use 40% of the income to help cure AIDS in Africa.
But yet he never discloses if he donates. We don’t even know if he supports the cause. The fucker. He pressures the government to set up funds, but he probably hasn't paid a penny. And his music isn’t even that good. I hate them, and I hate Bono, and I hate Bono’s stupid fucking sunglasses. I hope he drowns in his hair gel. I hope he gets stuck in another giant lemon.

And Ben says:
He’s just trying to get P.R. Good P.R. But everyone knows his a Jew. And he cant count in Spanish.

Ricky Adds:
He is gay.

Now I have a fund. Everyone, meet Sad Face:

Bono makes Sad Face Sad. Kill Bono and make Sad Face look like this again:

FUN FACTS:
There are now refrigerators that require internet access. (And still no cure for cancer)
Green Day plan to make American idiot a movie. WHY GOD, WHY?!
There is actually a group on this planet who still insist the earth is flat... didn't we disprove that in the 1600's?

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Please note - The term "Jew" is being used to call someone a cheapskate here. Bono is infact not Jewish. Also, using the term "Jew" is a joke. Don't bitch.