Politics… and All That Jazz

Ever have that conversation with a friend or significant other about current events? More importantly, ever disagree on a topic? What the fuck is up with politics??? It’s like, free health care. I don’t understand. Some people are so for it, like, to the point where they wanna riot in the streets and kill people… let’s hope they’ve got some health care, cos they’re gonna need it… stupid rioters. You’ve got the same deal on the other side of the political spectrum, with more rioters for that bullshit. Why don’t we all just kill ourselves so we don’t have this problem anymore? That would be fan-fucking-tastic.

By the way, WHO SHOULD YOU BELIEVE ANYWAY!? Ok, it’s either one or the other is lying, or they both are. When you watch the news or listen to a talk show that talks about this kinda stuff, say, Fox News, they’re so conservative. Turn on GMA, and it’s a whole different ball game. They both contradict one another, and it just leaves you coming to the conclusion that it’s 100% pure American faggotry. Know what I say? I say fuck it.

But back to my original point: What the fuck is up with politics. Let’s take Jimmy and Moe, the ordinary gay couple. Jimmy’s a liberal, and Moe’s a conservative. They could be completely in love, with buttsecks and all, but when they start talking about politics… better grab your grandma. Next thing you know, they’re tearing out each other’s nipple rings, biting dicks off, and breaking nails. I guess all I’m trying to say is, Politics can fuck people up. Inside and out.