More Political Correctness

...Fucking political correctness, they're killing Christmas again. Back to how they don’t want Santa to say “ho ho ho.” “Because it's offensive to women.” It’s in Australia now, but they want it here too.

They want him to say “HA HA HA.”
But surely not “HA HA HA MERRY CHRISTMAS!”
NO! NOT CHRISTMAS! THAT’S OFFENSIVE… somehow.
“HA HA HA, HAPPY HOLIDAYS”
It's like evil Santa

"What do you want for Christmas?"
"A PONY! ^_^"
"HA HA HA!!!"
";_;"

Don’t stop saying Ho Ho Ho. Ho Ho Ho isn’t offensive. Except to Hos. STOP BEING A HO AND YOU WONT BE OFFENDED, HO!

Can’t talk about Christmas. But we can talk about Kwanzaa. Fucking Kwanzaa. Kwanzaa is a stupid holiday. Not because I’m racist or something or I hate blacks. I’ll get to why I hate it in a second, I wanna point out that I don’t mind Hanukah, cause it's at least based on something. But Kwanzaa…

Everyone thinks it's like some African tradition, but it was made up in 1966 by some black guy (OMG, I DIDN’T SAY AFRICAN-AMERICA, FUCK YOU POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!) in California who didn't want to celebrate the white man's holiday.

…Festivus ....Festivus doesn't even exist. Shut up about it. People think it was invented by Seinfeld, but it was actually invented by Reader’s Digest. Either way they’re wrong. Seinfeld is wrong because he’s not funny, and Reader’s Digest is wrong because Reader’s Digest sucks.

Also, no more Christmas Trees. Get rid of them. We can only have the Unity Tree now. I still fucking demand the goddamned Menorah to become the Holiday Candles.

So now Sesame Street isn't child appropriate ...I hate people. They actually have a warning on the DVD that says it’s for adults only. Ok, the DVD is for adults.. What adult in their right mind will buy a sesame street DVD for themselves?

Quote:
"It was to do with a famous scene, often repeated, called Alistair Cookie and the parody “Monsterpiece Theater.” Alistair Cookie, played by Cookie Monster, had a pipe which he later ate.
Modern producers felt that modeled the wrong behavior. It encouraged smoking and eating pipes."

....that seriously made me laugh.. Encouraging eating pipes. EAT PIPES CHILDREN! In all fairness,I can see one point they make, the children in that show did go with strangers a lot, and often got candy and stuff.

I mean Jesus, they added a character with HIV! I hate people! Children don’t even know what the fuck that is. Actually, I think I'd rather have children see a puppet eat a pipe than have to learn what HIV is at the age of 4. you can point at the puppet eating the pipe and say "Hey, dont try that"

So, have they done anything to Dumbo yet? I know they will eventually, because of that one scene where he's tripping, and it was like... rated the 90th scariest scene in children’s movies.

People even bitch that Bert and Ernie were gay...why the fuck do they care?! Kids can’t make that connection! Plus the fact that they lived in a beat up shitty place. And thats not good to show kids because? Some kids live like that, If you imply that it's not normal, thats just calling them freaks. And Cookie Monster isn’t healthy. DEAR JESUS, SHUT THE FUCK UP. And they say Elmo needed Prozac, well he’s on it noe isn’t he. And Oscar was too mean. And obviously Big Bird was tripping since only he could see Snuffleupagus.Plus they said when only Big Bird could see him, and everyone mocked him, it "discouraged imaginary friends." Shut the fuck up. Rot in hell you politically correct assholes.

Eventually everything you ever grew up with will be too much for kids. Bambi, they shot his fucking mom, Lion King they killed his father, AND the uncle was a dick. Yeah, lets keep shielding children from everything their entire life, so they when they get into the real world, it can REALLY fuck with them. And when something bad happens to them and they experience death it can REALLY fuck them up good.

And cahlleneged books. Fucking Wheres Galdo. And Goosebumps. A Wrinkle in Time. I was forced to read a Wrinkle in time in 8th Grade. And it SUCKED. They should be forced to do the same. And of Mice and Men. C’MON! I WAS FORCED TO READ THAT TOO!

Fuck political correctness. It’s fucking this country up. Fuck it. Fuck calling them Handicapped. They’re crippled. And if I was crippled, I’d want to be called a cripple. Not senior citizens, old people. There’s no mentally handicapped, just retards. These words were fine for hundreds of years, who the fuck are you to fuck with that.

Sesame Street is more educational then Dora the Fucking Explorer. Why the fuck should AMERICAN children learn SPANISH. Oh, yeah, that’s right, so they know what the fuck the ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE FUCKING SAYING. God forbid THEY learn English. Or you know… COME IN LEGALLY!

So I hope when you parents who are politically correct, who shelter your children, who want them to only see pure T.V., and who make them wear a helmet for, as George Carlin said, “Everything but jacking off,” when they get out into the real world, around drugs, violence, being picked on, and they learn about death the hard way because they never got to see it like everyone else did… ON FUCKIN’ TV! When they get out there and realize that shit exists, I hope it royally FUCKS THEM UP. Cause that’s what YOU deserve. I’m not saying we need to sit the children down and show them Saw 96, or Faces of Death. But don’t fucking let them think that they can go on magical journeys though the woods and make friends with happy little cougars and sing songs and everything gonna turn out great, because while you raise you children on Blue’s Clues and Dora the Explorer, my Kid will be watching Sesame Street. And when you take your kid to see their first movie, Winnie the Pooh’s Happy Fucking Christmas or whatever, Mines watching Lion King and The Black Fucking Cauldron. Darkest. Disney. Movie. EVER.Then eventually, when my kid’s a teenager and watching slasher movies and listening to Slayer and Metallica, and your kid is watching Bob’s Politically Correct Happy Adventure, My kid will be kicking your kid’s ass.

Fuck you. And Fuck Political Correctness.

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