Political Correctness

The political correctness people are out to kill Christmas again. They want Santa to stop saying

“Ho Ho Ho.” First happy holidays, then sparkle season, and now this. Their excuse:  “It could possibly offend women." Yeah? Well, fuck the politically correct police. Is that offensive enough for them? Actually, it IS offensive. At least the police do some productive things, unlike these bastards who just want to fuck up the way we talk, what we watch, what videogames we play, and they downright just want to fuck up out lives.  They already began fucking with movies. Fucking cigarettes. They want to make smoking in a movie bad enough to make it Rated –R, don’t you think they’re going to goddamned far? Fuck these fucking lobbyist bastards. The ESRB already made tobacco/alcohol warnings. Plus they made that new E10+ making it hard to even find a goddamn E game. It doesn’t affect me, but it still pisses me off.

But Fucking with Christmas, where will it stop? Will all the other reindeer be racist for criticizing and not including Rudolph?

Speaking of racism, I wanna touch on the subject of Dog the Bounty Hunter. He’s a freaking badass. I honestly don’t think he’s racist. The clip you’ve been hearing on T.V. and reading on the internet is only a piece. It’s somewhat taken out of context. It wasn’t that his on was dating a black girl, and he called him up and bitched. No. His son just got out of jail and hooked up with girl, who Dog was told wasn’t a good person. She was into drugs and shit, and with his son on probation, he didn’t want her around him. Plus she fucking threatened to assault Dog’s wife. Then his son calls him up and says he told his girlfriend Dog would hire him them as bounty hunters. I think he was pissed off and he said some shit and fucked up. Haven’t you ever been pissed of and just said shit. Your mom grounds you and you’re like “That fucking bitch, goddamnit. I didn’t fucking do anything, fuck her. Fucking bitch.” You don’t necessarily mean it (although some of you might) you’re just pissed off. It’s just she was black, and he said nigger. Of course he did. It’s so much easier to resort to than bitch when you’re talking about a black person. Trust me, if everyone who ever said “nigger” was racist, almost everyone would be racist. Don’t lie to yourself, you’ve said it before. Even black people. Scratch that. Especially black people. Listen to a rap song. Just because a word is offensive doesn’t mean we can just get rid of it forever, especially if the people who hate it say it so much. And I’m sure that in conversation, Jesse Jackson has said some anti-white shit. Probably including, but not limited to: Cracker, Honky, Whitey, ect. It’s just that no one gives a fuck. Why? ‘Cause there are no good racist slurs against white. That’s our advantage. Every minority has an advantage. They all have the minority card. You know when they say “It’s Cause I’m Black?” Well that’s the race card! Women even have a minority card. They also have the “RAPE!!!” card. White straight men are the only ones without a minority card. But instead, the trade-in for that is that there’s no good insults for us.

Anyways, I think the entire nation needs to lighten the fuck up. This country is fucked. Gas prices are high as hell; we can reduce foreign oil import by 50% if the environmentalists would shut the fuck up and let us drill in America; the war cant REALLY be for oil, cause we’re not fucking getting any; we’re in a fucking war, and we’re worried about what fucking Santa says. Although that’s not unlike this country is it? Two days ago a preppy girl told me in response to why we should do a social studies project that was SUPPOSED to be about making up a fake lobbing group to lobby for something WORTH lobbying for, that malls were important. That shopping was more important than the war. That better malls could bring world peace. That we should destroy local malls and put up Malls of America everywhere. That they should have roller coasters inside them. That malls need high end stores like Gucci. And that local store weren’t important. Basically “FUCK THE LITTLE GUY!”She ended up doing that project. Her lobbying group was called “PLS.” “Peace, Love and Shopping.” Their slogan? ‘Better Malls, Better Shopping, Better America” How did we jump from better shopping to better America?! Evel Knievel couldn’t make that jump. So glad that America’s future is in their hands.

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