Times Change. Shit Happens.
It's been a (kinda) long time since I made the first incarnation of our rant site.
Back before it was Brainmunchies, before it was ARWAM, it was just a few
files on my harddrive. January 13th, 2006 was the date it started. And we're still
running. Not strong. But running. If the internet's a race, we are the one unfit guy
in the back losing and panting his ass off, but still trying, thinking he can get
first if he tried hard enough because he's seen too many motivational movies, but
we're not the the fatass who passed out and gave up 5 laps ago.
And also we have amazing compairisons, even after all these year. Yes the lack of
an s is intentional. We're witty like that. We're also undiscovered genius, but
thats a story for another day. Even though it is sad that I know almost all of the
people who come to either site on a first name basis. (Hi Sean!
Ricky! Homze! Ben! Crock! Ben's ex who I hate and refuse to let her name be on the
site! Josh if Sean ever ended up bringing you here... people on the bus... Luke.
[Insert your name here if it's not on the list])
But I've said some shit in some rants that I wanna take back. Apology? FUCK NO JAMES! (<- Metallica - Cliff 'Em All reference)
Just some changes in opinions. From my own rants. No one else had any part in this particular... not really a rand i guess.. BUT SHUT THE HELL UP!
First off, I've decided that I no longer give a shit about gay marrage. If it shuts
them up, let them have it. There are more important things to attend to.
Also, I've decided lists are infact NOT original, and I will attempt to do as few
as possible. Especially if it's not ranty. ESPECIALLY if it's a band list. ...Ben.
I am also willing to alter my Kool-Aid remark. It doesn't taste like shit, but it's
still mediocre.
I no longer believe jocks will be pumping my gas in 20 years. I have changed my
mind on this for many reasions. First off, thats WAY too far away. I'm gonna try
for 6. Also, they wont be PUMPING my gas, because I pump my gas. They will,
however, be the guy I pay so I CAN pump my gas.
I no longer think 1337 is stupid. It's,instead, fucking retarded, and it's users should
be given paper cuts from head to toe, then dipped in lemon juice ans salt. They
should then have their ams and legs cut off. If they havn't died of blood loss,
they will fight 100 angry prisoner (Of the murderer and rapist kinds), and then
they can be hung above from their roof, like a chandelier.
Thats not a threat. I never said I'd be the one to do it. Just an idea is all.
This rant officially has a PG-13 rating now. But if we light up a cig, we can get
that to R.
I also realize red and green can be hard for some people to read. Ha ha. Sucks to
be you.
Also, for a while, I wont have spellcheck. so if you see a mistake, dont bring
it up to me. You can just fuck right off.
I've decided there are worse people than Fundamentalist Christians. Just not alot
of them, and they're individuals, not groups.
Things that havn't changed:
As far as our repetition is concerned - Dont expect that to change. We cant
keep coming with fresh shit forver you dick. And the word fuck will still be used
constantly. A whole fucking lot. Hopefully just as fucking much as
be-fucking-fore, And maybe even a whole fucking lot fucking more. Fucker.
Sarcasm still kicks ass. As do violent thoughts.
Emos still suck. And Myspace.
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