Lambo Owners - You Are Assholes

About 20 new lamborghinis were made and sold for $1.4 million each, before tax. Mostly in the U.S. Bu who? No, not all were famous people, but buisinessmen. Assholes. But why?

Why do you need a lambo? Just to show off? That makes you a dick. Lets look at the car itself. It has a V12 engine, and it can go to 75 mph in 3 seconds. Thats pretty fast. Sweet right? But think about this. Where can you drive that fast? Highways and the desert, mostly.

As far as the highway goes, what are you gonna do, go on a cross country trip in your lambo? Yeah, just part for the night in that shifty looking roadside motel, go inside, and go to sleep. Forget all your worries, cause when the morning comes around, your lambo will still be RIGHT where you parked it, AND in one piece, right? Bullshiyt. If it's not stolen, it'll be disassembled. Shit, if you go to a gas station, go to get gas, turn you back to the car, grab the gas pump, and turn back, it'll either be gone, or fucked up. You'll be like: "Holy shit, they took the doors, radio, interior, steering wheel, tires, rims, windows AND engine in the time it took me to turn my back! They're good! Must be those illegal Mexicans!"

Ok, so what other possible uses for this lambo can I destroy? Racing. This only needs one thought: Sure, you could race in it, but one fuck up could mean a $1.4 million wreck.

You COULD go into the desert and drive it or race it, sure. But then why get a lambo? The show-off factor is gone. Who are you gonna show off toy? The challenger? Think about this, he'll be even more pissed off if you beat him in a Pinto. Pimping out a Pinto is ALWAYS the right answer. You know.. until it explodes in a rear end collision.

So you cant really legally use the V23-or-whatever-fucking-lets-go-from-zero-to-fucking-75mph-in-fucking-3-seconds-fucking-jet-fucking-engine legally, safely, or realistically.

So what now? Gonna drive it around like a normal car? Drive arounf at 25 mph in your Lamborghini in a residential neighborhood, making sure not to hit small children? Fuck that, that makes you a prick. So what now? Gonna park it in your garage to show it off? Prick. I hope your neighbor keys it.

So we're back to the question, what is this lambo good for? Well,it can do 2 things very well. It can tell the whole world you're having a midlife crisis, or you can definatly with a "Worlds smallest dick" competition without even pulling it out. Buy a normal fucking car and stop trying to compensate. Some one will steal it or chop shop it anyways. And God Bless Them.

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