You Cunts Are Pissing Me Off
Topic:Cunt Of The Week
You know whats sad? Cunt of the week was just a name. I Didn't expect this to be a weekly thing. You all piss me off that often.
So what am i pissed about now? Well, don't get me wrong, cause I love Coke; The company, the products, all good. but THEY'RE FUCKING CUNTS!!!!!!!!!
Those dicks took away my beloved Vanilla Coke. And I know people (coughMattcough) who will back me on that. The took away one of the finest Coke products. They also took away Diet Vailla Coke and Diet Coke With lemon. But fuck them.
And you know what. This is your fault. SALES WERE DOWN YOU ASSHOLES. I WAS BUYIN' YOU WERN'T SO YOU CAN JUST DIE, THAT WAS MY 2ND FAVORITE DRINK YOU ASS-WHORES! Now they have that Black Cherry Vanilla. it's OK. BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME, SO FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!!!, I'LL BURN YOU ALL!!
I'm ok now!
So anyway, uh... yeah. I'm sane again. Not really.
I miss you Vainilla Coke.
R.I.P. Vanilla Coke
2002-2005
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