Consparicy Theory-off
Topic: Chat Stupidity
One more updayte tonight... cause i'm Bored.
The following situation happened after i showed ben the Air Killed Kennedy thing from the last entry... then told him to beat it. I call it: The Conspiracy Game!
"Jeff (big Kid with an afro from our school) took a nap and he colored his hair green because he actually wasn’t napping he was passed out from St. Paddy’s day and then a mongoose was on the grassy knoll. But the grounds keeper shot it, then he miss took JFK for a mongoose and he shot at him. But missed and hit the 7up plus bottle who them went and killed JFK"
~Ben
"I think Bob ross killed Kennedy. Except Kennedy wasnt dead. Bob ross just threw red paint at him to make him pretty, and everything got out of hand ..Kennedy was napping He died at the hospital because they shocked him with too many volts and his heart exploded"
~Chris
"The homeless people organized to take out the old people, but then the old people allied themselves with the midgets, but the homeless people got the feminists, but then JFK was all like “hey lets all kill the feminists.” So they did. And then the frogs got angry at the Mexicans, but the Mexicans were to busy eating tacos, and they threw a taco at JFK and JFK got taco sauce on him, and the bulls got free and they chased JFK down the street. And then in the attempt to stop the bulls Rosie O’Donnell tried to eat them but Tom Selic shot at her because he hates her, but who doesn’t, but he missed and hit Chris Farley and Chris Farley fell on JFK and crushed him to death."
~Ben
"Oswald was a Government agent and he was shooting at the guy on the knoll which was actually Ted Kennedy Because he kills girlfriends. And Oswald shot at Ted. But he was a little fucked up, see he had a little drinky drinky beforehand, and he hit Kennedy. Then Ted shot John. Enter Rob Schneider.
Rob, being as hated as he is, wanted to finally fit in and be loved. So he decided to be in the group of shooters."
~Chris
"Wait, I got it, everyone in America was trying to shoot Rob, because he was going to act again, and they all missed and hit JFK."
~Ben
But the pigeon's plan failed, because the Animal didn't bring the apocalypse...close though. If only 15 more people had seen it in theatres…but anyways, then the pigeon gave him a gun and Rob shot Kennedy the third time.
Then Marilyn Monroe Possessed that mobster dude and killed Oswald for being a drunk dick.
~Chris
And it kind of died after that.
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