Monday's gonna suck for you if you happen to have a Mexican slave.
So on Monday all the illegal aliens plan to go on strike. They’ll skip work and school (hey I might just become illegal for one day!), and protest because they want to be legalized. First off, why, they’re not paying taxes or anything!! Fuck off! Second, what have they done to deserve it? Cross the border illegally? Well, they do assemble Bic mechanical pencils. I’d boycott them but I use them too much. But is that really worth them getting what they want? No, not really.
They say they wont feel they succeeded until “the cities have been shut down.” Good fucking luck! How do you plan to pull that one off. They don’t exactly work in power plants. And they wont effect much of anyone. Some people might ACTUALLY have to go through the burden of taking care of their own kids, mowing their own lawn and, god forbid, cleaning their own house. OH NO!
And they say they wont buy American products. Well no shit. They’re not going to work. What are they going to buy with their $3 slave wages that allow them get them jobs before real Americans.
Plus if, say, some pissed off hillbilly white dude hits one, they WILL riot. So watch your ass. I’m not worried, there’s about 20 illegal aliens in the state of PA, I’m more worried about them old people. They’re evil. And that air. it’s evil I tell you.. No good at all. That whole letting us breathe, it’s a plot. Proof: Where’s your precious air when you’re stuck in an air tight room. That’s right, mocking you. Plus the air killed Kennedy. Who else could shoot him from 3 differnet directions? Thats righ, no one, only the air. Kennedy was going to reveal the airs evil plot to set off nukes all over the world. But I digress.
But if they do riot, I’ll love it, because they’ll DEFINATLY not be wanted here, and they wont get their precious rights. They’ll get a consolation prize. Deportation. Good. In case you didn’t notice, I’m not fond of them. I don’t mind Mexicans, but come in legally you dick.
Well that’s it. I’m going to have the site updated on Sunday because my illegal slaves will be on strike. (That’s a joke… but I’m seriously updating it early.)
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