...Fuck You Nissan
Topic:Cunt Of The Week
So recently Nissan used the Black Sabbath Classic "Iron Man" for a commercail for their new car. What a disgrace to metal. I bet Sharon sold them the rights, that fucking money whore. You know it was Sharon, seeing as Ozzy is dead. Not literally, but now he's a zombie. Sharon's Puppet. But really, would Ozzy do a Heavy Metal cover of a DISCO SONG by his own free will? Not just ANY Disco song though, STAYIN' ALIVE! WTF!
Yeah, Sharon's a bitch.
Anyways, Does Nissan realise, though, that Iron Man isn't really their best. Their most popular without a doubt, but their most overrated as well. Still, Nissan isn't worthy of Sabbath. I'm sorry but Nissan Kinda sucks. Wait.. I take that back, I'm not Sorry, and Nissan REALLY Sucks.
Sad part was, the commercail came on, and I head banged. Then i saw it was a car commercail, and I felt disgusted, then iIhandbanged more, then I saw it was a Nissan commercail, then I felt even worse. Then I remembered I Heabdanged to it twice and I felt like a sellout.
Thanks alot Nissan. You fuckers.
But not just Nissan, alot of un-worthy things use this song. Forza Motorsport for instance.
At this point this is pretty nicely sized, and you mightwonder why it's not a full page rant. Well, i'll tell you... nothing that says "Nissan" THIS many times gets it's own fucking page on my site while I'M Still running it!!! Not to mention it mentions Forza and Disco too! Fuck that, thats too much suck for one page, even WITH mentions of Ozzy and Iron man. And Sharon sucks too.
Ok, I'll stop now.
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I LIED! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!
It's woth noting this is the 20th blog entry... And Nissan still sucks.
..Ok, I'm done for real this time.
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