Why mel Gibson Is Just A Little Cooler
Hey! IT's That thing! The one i havn't used in well over a month! I remember this!
...it pissed me off last time so i stopped using it. Lets see, fuck, maybe this fucking time it fucking wont fucking piss me the fucking fuck off. Fuck. Haha, well, it seems our good buddy Mel Gibson had a relapse, UH OH, MEL LIKEY THE ALCOHOL AGAIN, WHOO! Not only that, but he was apperantly caught DRUNK DRIVING, UH OH! BAD MEL!
I'm a sarcastic asshole, huh?
But apperantly he was abusive towards the arresting officers. Poor, poor arresting officers, AND APPERANTLY THEY WAS JEWS! Cause Mel appeartly said: "Fucking Jews...Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."
...hey, why didn't we come up with that. BEN?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY RACIST STUFF LIKE THAT!
But man, now everyones picking him apart. "ooh, he's anti-semitic, he's an evil man, first the passion of the christ, now this. He should be-" SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Personnally, I'm not against him. He was fucking drunk. Ben will back that up, he says alot of stupid shit when he's drunk!
You'd think the officer would be like "DUDE, I GOT TOLD OFF BY MEL GIBSON, FUCKING AWESOME!!"
But the Jewish officer was 17... A Little young? Whatever.
Apperantly he was taken to the station where he asked a female officer "What are you looking at, sugar tits."
God that statement makes me laugh! SUGAR TITS!
He apperantly also tried to take a piss on the floor. Haha, awesome! AND! And, he claimed he owned Malibu! HAHA!
Anyways, take a look at this mugshot:
He actually looks good! Most celebs look like shit in their mug shots! I give him congratz on that as well! Seems athough some makeup may have even been applied. Ben says it looks like he was at the Oscars.And not even like he just lost the oscar to that asshole Andy Dick, looks like he won! That or he's a pedophile.
Anyways. Uhm. I lost my train of thought. Oh well. GO MEL GIBSON! BOO ANDY DICK! GO STEELERS!
I'm done.
EDIT:
I thought of other stuff! WHOO! YEAH! I ROCK! OTHER STUFF! YEAH! ...uhm... ok...
Heres something that makes Mel Gibson Kick SO much more ass!
Before i bring it up though, I'm not putting this here because i'm anti-gays. Though I am against gay marrage. I'm cool like that. Wanna get politcal with me? I'm pro-choice too, fuck you! And no, I dunno if Ben is or isn't any of the above, so fuck off. So I dont hate gays. Some tend to annoy me though. Their really talkitive man! Ben (and some others) know who I'm talking about. I think. They should. (Probably Not your first thought Ben, someone from school.) (...whatever no one looks at the blog anyways... WHY IS ME HERE?!)
Moving on. When asked his opinion of(... ever notice you cant say fags?) gays, he said
"They take it up the ass."
...well is that untrue? Can that not be backed up?
He then apperantly pointed at his ass and said "This is only for taking a shit."
Apperantly the interviewer said something about people thinking Mel was gay, and Mel said
"Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them? I think not."
In a later interview he said
""[Those remarks were a response] to a direct question. If someone wants my opinion, I'll give it. What, am I supposed to lie to them?'
I like that. i respect that. he didn't lie about his beliefs, and he stood up for them. And while it pissed alot of people off, I goota say FUCK OFF! IT'S ONE GUYS OPINION! Does an opinion on such a stupid subject really matter that much to you? Who said everyone has to agree on everything. You go "hey fuck you too Mel" and move on with your goddamn life!
And another statement pissed gays off too, when asked for an apology:
"I'll apologize when hell freezes over. They can fuck off."
Once again, I say that it's great that he didn't give just because people were pissed. So what his opinion is different. Theres something I hate, people flip over different opinions, someone hates gays, the gays riot! Unless he's killing gays it's unnecessary. You dont even have to send a letter, just say "Fuck you mel" and maybe not go to his next movie. Apperantly though he ended up caving and making ammends. He had 10 gay and lesbian filmmakers in some kind of seminar or something. Whatever. And people also got pissed about the portrayal of gays in Braveheart and Passion for making the gays "effeminate" and something about a gays lover being thrown out a window in Braveheart, which never happened. Well guess what: he never wrote Braveheart. And furthermore: SO FUCKING WHAT!
Anyways, though I may not agree with him about hating gays (or atleast all of them... Andy Dick really fucking pisses me off)I gotta respect that. Unlike Andy Dick. Who I dont respect. Fucker.
All right, thats all, I'll be hating Andy Dick. And dont write me any hatemail. On any subejects. Especailly you Andy Dick fans. Fuck You! And if you think I went too far... oh well. I do that sometimes. Learn to deal with other peoples opinions.
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