Stupidity, Music , And Slipknot
Topic:Chat Stupidity
Ben: why do they fight with keys in kingdom hearts
Chris: cause it's disney
Ben: oh
Ben: oh yea they cant have swords
Ben: wait
Ben: and why is donald duck a wizard
Ben: and is goofy a dog
Ben: most importantly why is final fantasy stuff in it
Ben: and even more importantly then that
Ben: why are we talking about kingdom hearts
Ben: cracker
Chris: it's because
Chris: you see ben
Chris: whe people who make kids movies using animation die
Chris: the people who work there eventually leave animation behind
Chris: and make movies using 3d and computers
Chris: then they need somethiong to remind you theyt you should still wate money on their old movies
Chris: and they go
Chris: LETS MAKE A VIDEO GAME
Chris: then for some reasion you almost care
Chris: but then you realise, why worry about that when you can watch porn
Chris: but then you ask your friend a stupid question
Chris: and he starts rambleing like a freaking moron
Chris: and then along came the devil fish and he started playing poker
Chris: and thats how the pirates won the world cup
Ben: world series?
Chris: no dumbass that ping pong
Ben: oh
Ben: whos the pirates
Chris: the scottish dog racng team
Chris: *racing
Chris: anything else?
Ben: chris im on a mission from god
Ben: it seems god hates nu metal
Ben: and he wants me to keep good metal alive
Chris: ...hey, i like godsmack
Chris: they're all DRNNRNRNRNNNRNRNR I"M ALIVE, LOVE ME!!
Ben: and he said this about you
Ben: *slaps gable*
Chris: hey i like gable
Chris: he's all DRNRNNRNNNRNRNNNRNRNNRNNR I'M ALIVE, LOVE ME!!!
Chris: you know you like voodoo
Ben: *slaps gable again*
Chris: come on, admit it, some nu metal is ok
Ben: ok some nu metal
Ben: but most sucks
Ben: trivium is ok too
Chris: i dont think it would be so bad if it wern't so overrated
Chris: slipknot for instance
Chris: they're OK
Chris: just ok
Chris: not great
Chris: not good
Chris: ok
Chris: so why the fuck does everyone like them?
*random shit you dont need to see here*
Chris: why DOES everyone like slipknot?
Ben: i dont
Chris: why, but why do they
Chris: i missed that one
Chris: as denis leary says, i missed the boat
Ben: you get it
Ben: and your retarted
Chris: I donno, is it popular all over
Chris: or is PA retarded?
Chris: ..well we know the answer to that
Chris: we talked about that
Chris: ..and proved that it is
Chris: ...mostle because of Ted Danson
Chris: and they're all I LOVE SLIPKNOT
Chris: and i'm like why
Chris: and they're like CUZ THEY RAWK, THE'YRE DEATH METALLY GOODNESS
Chris: and i'm like
Chris: thats niot metal
Chris: it's metal
Chris: that been really really really watered down
Chris: with mediocre mainstream rock
Chris: so they can get mainstream
Chris: and take your money
Chris: good job jackass
Chris: then the 9 year old cries
and that was about it
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