Loud Preppy Bitches... and Cell Phones.
Loud preppy bitches piss me off. They're all loud. And preppy. And bitchy. All the time. 24 fuckin 7. How the hell can they be so loud at 6:30 in the goddamned morning. It's fucking IRRITATING. Shoot them please. You know what I wanna do at 6:30 in the morning. Sleep. It's pretty much all I'm capable of doing at that hour. They want to YELL. About STUPID SHIT. Like who should be prom queen. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. NO ONE, ESPECIALLY AT 6:30 a.m.!! TALK ABOUT SOMETHING WORTHWHILE. LIKE THE PRESIDENT. AND DONT YELL IT. ESPECIALLY AT 6:30 AM!.
I'm not saying talking isn't ok, but people in the back of a full fucking buss shouldn't hear the people's conversation in the front fucking seat.
And whats the natural response?
"SHUT UP!"
...Does that ever make the situation better. No. They just have some comeback that proves how much of a scholar they are. like "How about no." Or "Not thank you." Or "Why dont you." Yes, they're creative as hell.
Then they continue they're conversation louder than ever. Babbling on incoherently about stupid shit, dumbass stries, and worthless little nuggets of information about "what that bitch [insert name here] said about [insert name here]." Nothing even vaguely interesting. And you an hear it clearly. Every little "what-EVERRR," "Like" and "Oh my god" they throw in there. Then you just end up with an intense fury and craving to punch them in the mouth repeatedly until they cant talk for the next few months because their jaw will be wired the fuck shut.
And the show-offy ones are fucking stupid. My coisin works as a teacher and talked about how a freshman saw a senior on a cellphone and walked up to him and said something like "Oh, you dont have and iPhone yet? I dso, my parents bought me one."
What, are you fucking stupid? Someone needs an asskicking. I hope it gets fucking stolen.
IPhones suck dick anyway. "OH MY GOD, IT'S A CELLPHONE!" ...kay. "BUT IT'S AN IPOD!!" ...Lots of cellphones can play mp3s, so what? "BUT IT"S ALSO THE INTERNET!" It cant 'be the internet.' It can access it. Which in theory just makes it a phone with a broswer. And once again so what? It's still dog shit, cause alot of phones can acess the internet. I dont even see the big goddamned deal with cellphones. Guess what? I dont have one. I dont need one. What do I need it for? To call people? I can do that on a regular phone. To call people when I'm somewhere else? Meh, I can do that with a quarter. Besides, if I'm out, I'm usually either with peopl, who I can talk to, or if I'm not, then I'm probably not too interested in talking to people. I mean I am considering getting one for emergancy situations, but sitting on my couch wondering what other people are doing isn't one. Calling someone because they were supposed to be here 10 minutes ago isn't one. And anything involving the word "text" isn't one.
Why would someone drive up their cellphone bill when they have a home phone?
Anyways, this ends this issue of "Chris hates Preppy bitches."
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