…Wearing a little green hat and drinking a lot doesn’t make you Irish.
Stop trying to do the Irish accent, you sound like a fucking asshole retard.
The Blarney stone doesn’t cause “good Luck” by kissing it. It causes the “gift of gab.” Which means great eloquence or
flattering abilities.
As far as the Blarney Stone goes… Blarney means Unintelligent talk or nonsense.
The stone is supposed to be part of The Stone of Scone.
I guarantee they take a piss on the Blarney Stone and watch tourists kiss it.
You cant spell not all clovers are “Shamrocks.” And if you said “yeah only four leafed ones,” YOU’RE A DUMBASS! 3-Leaves!
Look at the name SHAMrock.
The St. Patrick's Day icon is the Shamrock, not the 4-leafed clover.
Cabbage and Corn beef = Not Irish. Boiled bacon and Potatoes = Irish. Got it? The settlers came up with corn beef and
cabbage cause it was cheap.
To those who aren’t Irish: TAKE OFF THE GREEN ASSHOLE, AND GET OUT OF MY HOLIDAY.
Stop using leprechauns as an Irish symbol. They have little to do with Irish mythology.
Using Irish Spring soap doesn’t make you anymore Irish.
Calling your New York company “Irish Spring” doesn’t make you Irish. It makes you a swindler.
If you cant tell me what “Drowning the Clover” is, you cant celebrate St. Patrick’s Day.
Listening to bands like Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Thin Lizzy, Sweet Savage, and Primordial, as awesome as they are,
wont make you Irish.
If you're going to celebrate, do it right: Drink, fight, drink, fight, drink, fight, get so druink you fight a lampshade...
and lose, drink, play a fiddle, fight, listen to irish music, sing an alcohol induced song, drink, and pass out.
Stop making drunken Irish jokes. Only the Irish can do that.
Stop dying the Chicago River green.
We all know the alcohol thing, but no wine today. Infact, beer and whiskey only.
Using Irish sounding words like "Seldom" wont make you Irish.
..And stop calling it St. Paddy's Day.
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