Disney is Gay

Short One. Not much pissing me off. I IMPROVIZED!
Why is Disney gay about selling movies. Their classic movies I mean. It’s not something I’m interested currently. I’m not looking for a Disney movie by any means. It just crossed my mind. They like.. have to do that whole gay Disney Vault shit.

What if someone doesn't want to wait until the 20th Anniversary to buy a movie, especially since it'll come with all that bullshit you don’t need I don’t need a 45 disc collectors set with all new footage of the guy voicing adult Simba taking a piss in a public restroom. They do have stupid shit on there though I don’t need to see the making of it, or the recording of the voices, or the writing of the songs, or the making of the making, or the making of the making’s making. All I want is a fucking movie. And that all ups the price tag. Plus the fact that it’ll come with some lame ass shit you didn’t ask for. A poster maybe. A Jack Skellington Dice. A Micky The Mouse dildo that plays the song from A Night on Bald Mountain.

Once again, more shit I don’t need at a higher price. Plus the fact the movie has been “In the Disney Vault” for the past 20 years is going to up the price tag.

Also, 1 year anniversary of the site today!

One year, Whoo, I Feel Accomplished!